1.18.2005

Things to do in 2005 (and beyond):

Get rich
Quit gym *check*
Save money (snicker)
Buy house (big belly laugh)
Throw bottles into the windows of houses I want *check*
Give Noodle a bath (cause she be stankin)
Eat more pasta
Start drinking wine spritzers
Find KB a new job
Pay off credit card bills
Pay off Tommy no-thumbs (aka Student Loans)
Read more
Write more
Watch more TV *check*
Sleep more (8 hours a night would be nice)
Become a pro football player…or just get rich
Take a vicodin daily….uh, I mean a vitamin.
Win every contest I enter including “Most Beautiful Ever” and “Smartest”
Continue to pipe dream *check*

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